DivemasterDaddy

DivemasterDaddy

Hot Philadelphia Daddy with a ton experience and the gear to match, with a private and fully-equipped playroom with a sling. I am seeking a more meaningful — and possibly longer-term — relationship with a quality man who is roughly in my age range (mid-to-late 40s to early 60s).

I’ve been burned too many times so I am very blunt. Read carefully before engaging.

- No longer looking for random hook-ups, fuck buddies or “FWB” type situations.

- No married guys, guys with boyfriends or in “open relationships.” If you’re on this app, fucking man up and own up. Or if you want to play, bring the other one along.

- No “on the down low” situations. If I do let you in (which is doubtful if you’ve not passed the above tests already) you had better be honest with whatever you’re going to go home to afterwards and let him know that you’re playing with me.

- No “my [whatever]” isn’t into gear. Then get out of that situation. I’m no longer your fetish side dish that you get to play with and use my gear to get your rocks off, only to go back to your husband, partner, boyfriend, or whatever with your house, your dogs, your vacations, etc.

- No "situationships." Fucking man up and commit or, as Kate Hepburn famously said “Get. Permanently. Lost.”

- Have a clear face pic in your profile. I will not respond to messages where your photo is blank or shows just a torso or some other body part. No face pic= you will be ignored.

- No disappearing pics. If you have a blank profile and are sneaking around in the shadows you’re hiding something. You will be ignored.

- Educational requirements: At a bare minimum a bachelor’s degree, with a master’s or PhD preferable. No more “street smarts” types. I know your type, and what you guys pull when backed into an alley. I’m not going down that street any more.

- No hairdressers, retail queens, flight attendants or the likes of “stereotypical gay” professions. (You know who you are.)

- You: Have combination of talent, wit, and intelligence beyond the bedroom to hold my attention. A pretty face and/or a hot bod in gear alone is not enough to keep my interest after sunrise for more than 8 hours. Breakfast is not included.

- You: Gainfully employed with the ability to pay your own way. I’m not picking up the tab any more. I’m not your “Sugar Daddy.”

- You: Have been to therapy to work on your daddy (or whatever) issues. I’m not your therapist.

- I don't chase. I am chased.

I’m hopeful that I’ve just weeded out 98% + plus of the pool so that I can focus on the ~2% who might fit the bill.

To quote another famous line from a certain 1976 film: “Am I getting through to you, Mr. Beale?” And if you don’t get that reference you’ve already been disqualified.

If I haven't scared you off yet (and if you don't ascribe to all of what I've written above, I hope I have): FetLife, ThisVid, Scruff & Telegram=DivemasterDaddy