Uncle of Agony
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United Kingdom, England, Central London, Holloway
Bondage, Boots, Feet, Leather, Masters & Slaves
I fire things out of My ass for a living. Yes, seriously. When I'm not on stage you'll find Me tottering around a dungeon beating up a married man while he jerks off, teaching adult sex education classes on all manner of topics and writing about BDSM/fetish for various publications - I’m currently lowering the tone for Recon as their Uncle of Agony. If you have questions you’d like Me to write about, inbox Me! Bonus points for sending it as a haiku.
I'm inherently dominant. Always have been, always will be. That doesn’t mean I want to treat you like a human barnacle - I want to laugh and enjoy My time with you. If you don’t have a sense of humour, I’m likely to give you a nervous breakdown.
I don't like to definitively box what I'm into because I think it depends entirely on who I'm with. However I can very firmly say that I'm hugely into medical play, domestic service, foot worship, CBT and humiliation and hugely not into anybody who votes Conservative.
Also - do not send Me messages saying "Hi u k."
I'd love a chat but not with someone who evidently has all the conversational skills of a drunk moose.
I know it makes Me sound like a jerk, but every time My column goes up I get a ridiculous amount of messages. I read all of them and do My best to reply, but if yours falls under the drunk moose “hi u ok” umbrella, it’s likely I’ll spend the time I’d use replying to you conversing with someone who’s actually instigated a conversation. That’s what the haiku suggestion is there for, boys. Don’t be a drunk moose and you’ll get a reply.
6' 1" (185 cm)
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