WoofyHouse

⍺ Boss Doody + ⍺ boy Sir ⍺lex, 👀 for β/TPE Ω

—About Us
💬FR+EN
Both 💟: BDSM, D/s, hierarchy, protocol, service, leather, rubber, chastity, long-term locking devices, ball play, nipple play, impact, kindness, cuddles, anti-oppression.
Entrepreneurs and Owners of VilainGarcon .com heavy rubber and bondage brand.
linktr.ee / woofyhouse

Been living in Montreal in past years. Planning to move to Europe in 2026 to build a gay BDSM intentional community on an immense private estate near Barcelona.

👀 for
.long term family members, namely live-in β or TPE Ω service (not sexual) slave or dog. Will consider other roles fitting in such a family.
.new kink friends
.regular play partners (no penetrative sex desired), cuddle-buddies
.partners and co-investors in kink business ventures

We seek to expand Our BDSM family / intentional community rooted in D/s hierarchy and protocol.

We have no criteria of age, ethnicity, physique or experience. Personality, attitude and respect of hierarchy are what matter. We are happy to provide training to those lacking experience.

Feel free to contact Us to express interest, and make intentions and motivations explicit.

…ideal slave: looking to surrender control in all areas of life (TPE), and to serve the whole household as its main occupation at the bottom of the hierarchy. It is Alphas’ duty to ensure the physical, psychological, legal and financial safety of a slave, and to have all its material+emotional needs met to live a fulfilling life. Appropriate time (in months and years) for training and discipline will be taken to make it a success over the years.

... ideal dog: giving unconditional affection, loyalty and obedience while receiving affection discipline and care, rewards for good behaviour and corrections when misbehaving. Full family member part of a care exchange between all involved.

—About the hierarchy
Alphas(⍺) take care and supervise lower ranked subs: beta(β)/gamma(ɣ)…/omega (Ω) boys/dogs/subs/slaves.

—How to address Us to make Us happy?
.all subs: call Us Boss and Sir, capitalize initial B/S and pronouns ("You, Your, Both, etc" not "you, your, both"). FR: Chef/Monsieur + vouvoiement.
.β/ɣ/Ω subs: lowercase your pronouns ("i", not "I").
.Ω slaves/objects/property: use "this slave, it, its", not "i, my".
.⍺ Doms: just be nice ;-)

⚠️ Required: sex + health safety discussions.
Both HIV Neg, poz-friendly.

👍🏻We love: clear FACE pics
🤷‍♂️ We don't care: Penetrative sex (anal, oral).

⛔️/hard limits:
1) oppressive language and attitudes towards any human
2) non-enjoyable pain
3) PNP, chemsex

—About Boss Doody
Age 39, white-passing cis gay male, 5’10" (1.77m), FR/EN/ES/DE
Entrepreneur+Lawyer into cuddles, ice cream, Nintendo, tech, kilts, anti-oppression. Mr. Rubber Montreal 2011

Personal kinks:
.dogtraining: treating the sub like an owned animal to provide discipline and care. *Not* into puppyplay as in mimicking baby dog behaviour or playing fetch
.getting sniffed+licked (beard/armpits/crotch), ass rimmed
.piss, human urinals, diapers (for chastity or long term bondage, NOT into age/baby play)
.barber Dom

from bdsmtest.org: 100% Owner, 100% Rigger, 100% Sadist, 100% Master, 99% Dominant, 93% Non-monogamist, 84% Experimentalist, 81% Daddy, 76% Degrader, Pet (44%), Masochist (33%), Switch (25%)

—About ⍺ boy Sir ⍺lex
Age 35, white cis gay queer, 6’2" (1.88m), FR/EN
Designer, Engineer, Programmer, Geologist and Gearhead into cuddles, salted snacks, IA, permaculture
owned by Boss Doody

Switch into
.submitting to Dominant Men, aiming to please Them and provide whatever They need
.dominating subs to help them progress through punishments and rewards.
My role with Y/you will depend on O/our chemistry and mutual agreement.

Personal kinks: BONDAGE(!!), gear, gear, bondage, D/s, SM...

from bdsmtest.org: 100% Switch, 100% Rope bunny, 100% Non-monogamist, 99% Rigger, 99% Sadist, 97% Masochist, 96% Degradee, 90% Submissive, 80% Owner, 78% Experimentalist, 75% Pet, 72% Degrader, 71% Exhibitionist, 67% Dominant